Sunday, September 18, 2011

When your Rolls Royce plunged into a 1,000 foot ravine, what did you think about on your way to the bottom?

Anyway, it was nice of you to swerve and miss that deer in the road.|||i would have thought.......i shouda hit that frickin' deer!...|||(Internalized dialogue) **** that deer! Oh, **** that deer! God damn it! **** you Bambi! Really, **** you! (And then) ****, my hood got scratched! My priceless hood got scratched! It really ******' got scratched! What the ****? (And then) Oh ****. .I'm falling! I'm really fallling! ****! **** this! **** this life! Car's falling too fast. .****, I think I'm gonna die! I'm really gonna die! ****, I'm gonna die!|||I don't think I would think anything at all, I'd be too busy experiencing pure terror.|||that a 1000 foot distance to the bottom of the ravine is a damned short way.|||I'm thinking about what is the next step in the cycle of life/death is there god and if so I am ready to find out|||I should have bought a tank.|||Bloody woman driver. Whoops wrong dear !|||I should have an a V8.|||Am I going to feel any pain?|||I shouldn't have bought a car that 100,000 dollars or more. What a waste|||Stupid car! I knew I should have bought the 4x4 pick-up truck!!|||I'd think, "Damn, all that insurance money really was a waste".

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