Does anyone have a Bentley or Rolls Royce for sale?

I am looking for vintage Bentley or Rolls Royce, I would prefer one that is in a barn covered in chicken s**t but would be interested in anything.|||I do! instead of the barn would you take in the back my auto shop? I have a really old rolls royce, not sure what year, e-mail me if you want the specs.|||Well what you could do is buy one thats in good condition and then take it to a nearby farm and then just throw chickens on it and they will **** all over it, you can even get them to **** inside it, oh and make sure you do this in a barn since that is what you want.|||Oh! let me guess, you're going to call it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...