I think it might be the battery. Can anyone of you loyal subjects, who might be in the vicinity of the Palace, please call in and you might give me a push? I would be eternally grateful for such a kindness. I'm rather in a hurry. I need to get back to Balmoral tonight!|||One fears you may have poured vegetable oil into the fuel tank again dear Charles. How many times must you be told that Spry Crisp N' Dry cannot power a Rolls Royce!|||It is regrettable that such a fine piece of equipment has "broken down".
In the most polite way that I know.....I would suggest to you that reliable maintenance people capable of caring for such a wonderful car.....have to be paid decent wages.
Although it has been reported that most work for the royal family for the prestige of it...and for very meager wages.... it is unlikely that a maintenance person for a fine car like that is to be had for starvation wages.
I think that what could be the matter is that you are not spending the money necessary to maintain that car, nor are you putting the right grade of fuel in the car.
That car is designed for use for thousands of miles if maintained properly.
Suck it up.....pay for a decent mechanic...and put decent gas in the car. Goodness knows...you
HAVE the money!|||The kiddling pins have let go of the skyhooks, and its disrupted the push-me-over bolt.
You need a tub of elbow grease and some sparks for the grinder.
The only way you will get to Balmoral tonight is in this
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But you might need to fill up at Charnock Richard, Gretna Green, Annandale Water, Stirling, and Perth.|||The problem is that you've driven the bloody thing into the swimming pool again.
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Honestly, I thought we told you that it was stupid the last time you did it, and that you couldn't be trusted with it. That's why we took the keys away from in the first bloody place.
One of these days you're going to have to take responsibility for your life and stop driving cars into swimming pools.|||What does this have to do with royalty?
You must learn to post your questions appropriately to get the best answers.
You know, when my car breaks down, rather than posting questions in an unrelated forum online, I call the Auto Club.|||I see you have changed the Avatar since asking this question the first time. If you had a Rolls all you would have to do is call them.|||Should have bought the Benz, Majesty.
Your daughter in law had the sense to do so, and look where it got her.|||You should check the tires. They might have summer air, and will need changed for the harvest season approaching.|||You are incorrect - Rolls Royce do not break down - they merely 'fail to proceed'.|||May I suggest you look behind the steering wheel? I'll wager the chauffeur will be found to be missing.|||Needs winding up. Use the large key sticking out of the boot.|||Buy a normal Car thats not made in England, or call a Taxi|||Call Mum, she is a mechanic|||Call your boys|||Next time buy a Jaguar.|||If it's knackered, fear not,,,,,,,It can be transformed into a nifty chicken house. Fox proof and rat free.
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